The U.S. Department of Agriculture, Office of Inspector General, located in Washington, DC, pursuant to the authority of FAR Part 13, has a requirement for the commerical [sic] acquisition of submachine guns, .40 Cal. S&W, ambidextrous safety, semi-automatic or 2 shot burts [sic] trigger group, Tritium night sights for front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore grip) and scope (top rear), stock-collapsilbe [sic] or folding, magazine – 30 rd. capacity, sling, light weight, and oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.Looks to me like they don’t need submachine guns as much as they need a dictionary; that’s some awesomely bad spelling.
Thursday, May 15, 2014
So, what are you U.S. farmers up to?
Ya’ll been sloppin’ yer hogs with substandard feed? Shootin’ your cows up with some ‘a them thar hormones? Lacin’ yer watermelons with corn likker? Ain’t plantin’ taters in old cemeteries, are ya? Ooooooo-eee! Ya’ll better watch yer p’s and q’s ‘cuz the USDA ain’t havin’ none a’ that: