…Where else? Australia.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
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A song to get the tourists to come to Australia.
"Come to Australia"
Red Back, Funnelhead,
Blue-ringed Octopus,
Taipan, Tiger Snake and a box Jelleyfish,
Stone Fish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up.
Come to Australia,
You might accidently get killed.
Your life's closely under threat.
Have you been bitten yet?
You've only got three minutes left
Before a massive coronary breakdown.
Red Back, Funnelhead, Blue-ringed Octopus,
Taipan, Tiger Snake and a Box Jellyfish,
Big shark, just waiting for you to go swimming at Bondi Beach.
Come to Australia, you might accidently get killed.
Your blood is bound to be spilled.
With fear your pants will be filled.
You know you might accidently get killed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE
Wasn't it you, Paco, who said that "of the 10 most venomous creatures in the world, Australia has 15 of them", or words to that effect?
I don't know if it was me, but it's true, whoever said it.
It's our speciality.
Keesingia? Named after Henry Kissinger?
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