Tuesday, September 16, 2014

A man’s home is his fumigation tent

A NYC police officer has some…er…novel ideas about how to protect yourself and your family during a home invasion.

Yeah, a can of Raid would certainly be my first choice when faced with a couple of meth-crazed housebreakers. I suppose the guys would just fall on their backs, their limbs waggling spastically in the air, thus enabling the missus and me to escape. So much more effective than a dose of double-ought, yessirree.

1 comment:

RebeccaH said...

The comments there were well worth the read.