Monday, September 15, 2014

What now, champ?

Obama has indicated that he wants to arm Syria’s moderate rebels in order to press the fight against ISIS, but that could be a difficult feat to bring off, especially since practically the entire high command of a coalition of moderates has been wiped out in a “mysterious” explosion.

On a related topic, Sec. of State John Kerry claims that 40 countries have joined the coalition against ISIS, but he hasn’t disclosed who they all are. Paco World News Daily (PWND) has uncovered a partial list of heretofore unnamed coalition members:

Oceania
Atlantis
Ruritania
The Grand Duchy of Fenwick
Manchukuo
Lower Slobbovia
Elbonia
Loompaland
The Empire of Lilliput

4 comments:

Bob Belvedere said...

What about Freedonia???

Paco said...

They've agreed to send duck soup.

missred said...

2 more - Carpathia and the Isle of Fogg

Minicapt said...

Sealand

Cheers