Monday, November 3, 2014

Election day tomorrow

While I don't have any illusions that the GOP will, if it wins the Senate, display many (if any) heroic instances of intestinal fortitude, there is at least the satisfaction to be gained from seeing the execrable Harry Reid lose his job as majority leader. And I'd pay to see the facilities management people prying him out of the leadership chair to which he will likely epoxy his crinkly old ass as a last act of senile defiance.

Also, I fully expect Obama to continue playing the petulant prima donna, waiting for the multitudes to recover their previous worshipful admiration for his boundless awesomeness. Mark my word, he will end his term by sitting in the Oval Office, perhaps surrounded by the last handful of his die-hard supporters, clacking a couple of steel balls in his hand repeatedly, wallowing in paranoid self-pity, his face only lighting up when he recalls an imaginary victory over his detractors ("Ah, but the strawberries! That's where I had them..").


JeffS said...

Harry Reid entering the minority, plus all of the spin doctoring and/or 'sploding skulls, is what I hope to see.

The RNC going away from Dhimmicrat Lite? Nope, ain't gonna happen.

Veeshir said...

I'd say governor and sheriff are the most important races there are.

When reality decides to fix our problems, like going a $trillion+ in debt a year, the governor and sheriff will be the ones who have to try to keep things from going too bad.

Mikael said...

I love it when you throw those references to great old movies around.
(Though Bogard was a much better actor that Obama can ever hope to be.)

Good luck to all of you on the election. We can sure all use it.

Kevin B said...

Has Dingy Harry got a couple of steel balls to crack together?

Paco said...

Mikael: You're right. Bogart was believable as a gangster, a private eye, a psychotic artist, a burnt-out Navy captain, and many other characters. Obama is only believable as a schmuck.

Kevin: Maybe. Or perhaps he'll just stick straws in his hair.

RebeccaH said...

There's even talk that Dirty Harry won't even be minority leader anymore. I think the Democrats are finally realizing what a liability he is.