What your pets really think of those silly costumes you make them wear.
Man's, er, best friend. Here are the mug shots...
Too clever by half.
Don't believe everything you see in the movies.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh