Probably getting rarer under Michelle O's reign of lunch-terror, but here they are while they're still legal: "10 most amazing pieces of lunch art by parents".
Routine expenses in the City of Glasgow budget: road repair, public building maintenance, personnel, removing traffic cones from the head of the statue of the Duke of Wellington.
Curses! Where was the Paco Enterprises new product team while this guy was dreaming up the bikini car wash?
The long-standing question is still open.
The undertaker's bad day...