Obama: I'm Jewish in my soul.
Fine, fine. You're Jewish in your soul. It's the anti-Zionist, pro-Palestinian jerk on the outside we've got to worry about.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh