Monday, December 8, 2014

Get a jump-start on repressing your appetite before those Christmas holiday calories begin piling up...

...by contemplating a movie in the works that deals with Barry and Michelle's first date.

Frankly, I can't think of anything more potentially stomach churning than a flick about these two up-and-coming political shakedown artists and their inaugural canoodling session. If you want real presidential romantic drama, turn to Andrew Jackson and his wife, Rachel.

6 comments:

  1. Hollyweird must not performing to White House standards if they are sucking up this hard to Obama.

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  2. I fully expect the Michelle/Barry Love Story movie to be about as successful as Hillary's Big Book Tour.

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  3. Barry and Michi, were gettin' kinda itchy, to get the Gravy Train in their sights,

    Hillary and Billy were gettin' kinda silly; they let Osama flee to the heights,

    In a PAC Pelosi sat, and every election they passed the hat.

    Reid and Biden set out to get a hidin',

    In DC you know where that's at,

    And no-one's gettin' fat , 'cept Democratz.


    Not much sense really, but I can't be bothered doing better with such poor subject matter.

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  4. First date? You guys are getting off lightly.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OHDmNZeq_w

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  5. Thanks Paco!

    I was thinking of what sort of nauseating pet names the first couple might have for each other, and when Michelle became "Michi", then of course Creeque Alley had to be the song.

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