Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Hey, great idea!

Jane Fonda is reportedly building a shrine to herself.

I think I'll build one, too. Not to Fonda, of course; to Pacoism. Commenters are invited to make sacred offerings of cash, gold and Chick-Fil-A discount coupons.
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10 comments:

  1. rinardmanDecember 24, 2014 at 8:06 AM

    I've got a box about half full of somewhat rusty nails, left over from building my house, that you can have.

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  2. JeffSDecember 24, 2014 at 10:08 AM

    The best shrine for Jane Fonda would be a tombstone, although I imagine her grave will be unmarked. To keep people from desecrating it.

    As for your shrine, Paco, would you settle for some reproduction Confederate cash? As a token of my esteem?

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  3. RebeccaHDecember 24, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    I have a couple of jars full of buttons, Paco. We could string them and hang them all around your shrine.

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  4. RebeccaHDecember 24, 2014 at 11:33 AM

    By the way, merry Christmas to Paco, Mrs. P, and all the Pacoites!

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  5. Gregoryno6December 24, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Don't have any of that. I've got an autographed picture of Gina Elise - and you remember what Charlton Heston said about his gun?

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  6. PacoDecember 24, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    But Gregory, what doth it profit a man to gain a Gina Elise picture, yet lose his soul?

    R-man: I've been looking through the Book of Paco, and I think "rusty nails" qualifies as irreverence, if not outright blasphemy. Maybe if you polish 'em up a little.

    Jeff: I'll take it! I can paper the walls of the rectory.

    Rebecca: For a button-down guy like me, that would be fine.

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  7. JonahDecember 25, 2014 at 3:16 AM

    Instead of hiking up a damn mountain for an hour (I've done that before, there's nothing up there,) I'll smoke a good cigar.
    Instead of oil in my bath, in your honor, if you'll inform us of the approved sexual fantasy, I promise to give it a thought next time I'm in the shower.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 25, 2014 at 6:15 AM

    Sorry, Lord Paco. All we have is the tanned hides of the loathesome left-wing hippes and greens we have sacrificed to the dark Lords of the VRWC. That's Tuesdays, right after the cricket.

    Oh, and some wine-cups made from their skulls.

    Mk50 of Brisbane, Henchman to the VRWC

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  9. PacoDecember 25, 2014 at 10:00 AM

    MK50: Those will do nicely!

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  10. MinicaptDecember 25, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Both hard shell and soft shell I presume ...
    ... oops, a "Paco Shrine" ...

    Cheers

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