Close call in Alaska.
I'm amazed Hallmark hasn't caught up with these holidays, yet.
Laugh this one off, Jihad Boy (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).
So, what are the hipsters eating these days?
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh