Wednesday, January 28, 2015

How much does a mastodon skeleton cost?

One that still has some hunks of dried flesh and a few wisps of hair? ‘Cause I swear, if I lived in Seattle, and had the kind of jack that would cover the cost of such a carcass, I’d throw it in the garbage just to see how Seattle’s table-scraps police reacted.

4 comments:

Jonah said...

And I'd throw my garbage in the street every night rather than have the block commissar tabulate my life on a clipboard.

bruce said...

From Kurt Cobain to this.

rinardman said...

Don't like your neighbor?

Dump your food scraps in his trashcan.

RebeccaH said...

Dear Seattle. A lot of my food waste goes down the garbage disposal. Right into the ground water (after suitable treatment, of course). Eat that.