Wednesday, January 28, 2015
How much does a mastodon skeleton cost?
One that still has some hunks of dried flesh and a few wisps of hair? ‘Cause I swear, if I lived in Seattle, and had the kind of jack that would cover the cost of such a carcass, I’d throw it in the garbage just to see how Seattle’s table-scraps police reacted.
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And I'd throw my garbage in the street every night rather than have the block commissar tabulate my life on a clipboard.
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ReplyDeleteDon't like your neighbor?
ReplyDeleteDump your food scraps in his trashcan.
Dear Seattle. A lot of my food waste goes down the garbage disposal. Right into the ground water (after suitable treatment, of course). Eat that.
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