"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Yeah, why waste time on any of the murders, rapes, and burglaries for which Florida is famous, when they can nab an old man taking floating logs out of the water?
Yeah, why waste time on any of the murders, rapes, and burglaries for which Florida is famous, when they can nab an old man taking floating logs out of the water?
ReplyDeleteNear his own dock, to boot.
ReplyDeleteOh, dead trees!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was gonna be a story about someone stealing a Grateful Dead fan's log of his '70s concert trips.