"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, February 9, 2015
Random justice
I hope, after he departs the White House for good, a group of folks who have lost their health care coverage randomly kick Obama's ass.
In order to kick Obama's post-presidential ass, you'd first have to bribe the Secret Service agents we'll be paying for, for the rest of Obama's life. But you know, I bet some of them would accept just the price of a hooker.
Look, the point is this: my first job is to protect the American people.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll sure sleep better tonight.
Random workplace violence. Who can predict it?
ReplyDeleteIn order to kick Obama's post-presidential ass, you'd first have to bribe the Secret Service agents we'll be paying for, for the rest of Obama's life. But you know, I bet some of them would accept just the price of a hooker.
ReplyDeleteRebecca,
ReplyDeleteThe $800 hooker or the $28 one?