"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, February 14, 2015
The perfect gift for the Narcissist-in-Chief
The preshizzle gets a selfie-stick.
Say, Barry, why don't you do something useful with that thing? Like scan yourself for colon polyps.
About a minute-long video of your leader appeared here in the deep south on our TV news two nights ago. He was posturing and baring his teeth at the selfie-stick in a most disturbing manner. Most powerful man in the free world? God help us.
I don't know whether he has diminished the presidency, but he has sure diminished himself (of course, he was pretty diminished by the time he was first elected).
President Nero.
ReplyDeleteHe needs the stick, and a wide angle lens, to get all of his ego in one picture.
ReplyDeleteOne can imagine the presidential quarters plastered with Barry's selfies.
ReplyDeleteAbout a minute-long video of your leader appeared here in the deep south on our TV news two nights ago. He was posturing and baring his teeth at the selfie-stick in a most disturbing manner.
ReplyDeleteMost powerful man in the free world?
God help us.
I don't know whether he has diminished the presidency, but he has sure diminished himself (of course, he was pretty diminished by the time he was first elected).
ReplyDeleteMy wife said..."perhaps he can use the stick as a lever to pry his head out of his ass."
ReplyDeleteReggie Love Pogo Stick...now available at "Toys 4 Boys."
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