I think, in Muslim theology, that the unsuccessful martyr is only entitled to one virgin. Enjoy, Abdullah!

"Come here and give me a kiss, big boy!"
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Ain't got time to play the pinball
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Got to keep these big wheels rolling
I'm a comin home to you.
I know my virgin's waiting
The sweetest ever seen
With big red lips o' blubber
She's a jihadi's dream.
OK, now I see the purpose of the burqa.
ReplyDeleteEek! It's not going to be a good day when the first thing I see when I log on is Helen Thomas.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I wanted to say RebeccaH- aaaah!
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