Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Oh, we kin get ridda yo bruddah, I gar-an-tee

CEO of Louisiana company allegedly paid two law enforcement officers $100,000 to plant drugs in his brother’s car and then arrest him for possession.


Me: Is this the Iowa Highway Patrol?

IHP: Yes, what can we do for you?

Me: In the van! Look in Hillary’s van! Under the front passenger seat!

IHP: Sir, is this an emergency?

Me: It sure is!

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