"17 Signs You Might Be Living in a Bad Neighborhood" (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).
The great pink chicken mystery has been solved.
Elegant dining on the cheap.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh