Sunday, June 7, 2015

Sunday funnies

Winston Churchill's greatest jokes and insults (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).

You can't spell douche without Che! (also courtesy of the Captain).

Why I am considering buying a retirement home with no near neighbors.

Tesla once found a novel way to stiff a hotel on his room bill.

How not to get a date.

Just in time for Father's Day: the flame-throwing ukulele.


RebeccaH said...

I wonder what old Winston would have had to say about our current president. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be pretty, but it would be memorable.

Also, that's a Che shirt I could love.

bruce said...

Throw this in, Jeremy Clarkson recently looking for a new job:
“Californians have a habit of ringing at 11pm and I realised I couldn’t think as straight as they do with their leaves and mineral water existence if I was halfway through my third bottle of LĂ©oube.”