Ok, everybody out of the pool.
So, who was in charge of the pre-flight check? (H/T: Captain Heinrichs):
Also from the Captain, 45 of history's most famous insults.
"If 'clever' T-shirts actually told the truth". My favorite:
Haw! The Daily Caller gets a shame email for not donating to Hillary Clinton's campaign (caution: the linked article features a close-up photo of Hillary, all wrinkled and wild-eyed; she looks a lot like Christopher Lee's Saruman after he went bad - only more evil).
Update: rinardman, in the comments -
Give a cat a bird, you feed him for a day.
Teach a cat to fly....