Behold the mighty king of the jungle.
Gun oil: because it's important to keep your, er, gun well lubricated.
Reminds me of the slogan Old Paco came up with for his garbage company: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back".
Occupational hazard of the burgerphile: "Woman dislocates jaw eating triple-decker burger" (courtesy of Dan Bloom).
Don't it, though?
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All good ones today!
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Cheers
The last one reminds me of the woman who had been married for like 50 years, and had her husband's head stone engraved: "Rest in peace, dear George. Until we meet again!"
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