Sunday, September 27, 2015

Sunday funnies

Behold the mighty king of the jungle.

Gun oil: because it's important to keep your, er, gun well lubricated.

Reminds me of the slogan Old Paco came up with for his garbage company: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back".

Occupational hazard of the burgerphile: "Woman dislocates jaw eating triple-decker burger" (courtesy of Dan Bloom).

Don't it, though?


RebeccaH said...

All good ones today!

Minicapt said...
... probably exceptional stuff.


Mikael said...

The last one reminds me of the woman who had been married for like 50 years, and had her husband's head stone engraved: "Rest in peace, dear George. Until we meet again!"