Behold the mighty king of the jungle.
Gun oil: because it's important to keep your, er, gun well lubricated.
Reminds me of the slogan Old Paco came up with for his garbage company: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back".
Occupational hazard of the burgerphile: "Woman dislocates jaw eating triple-decker burger" (courtesy of Dan Bloom).
Don't it, though?