What you might call a left-handed compliment: "Dem Whip says Ryan an 'outstanding' choice for speaker".
The right stuff. These guys have it: "HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS SERVE AS PALLBEARERS FOR HOMELESS VETERANS WITHOUT LOVED ONES".
"President Obama Says He’s Not Going to ‘Take Everyone’s Guns Away’". Damned right you're not, you jug-headed peckerwood. And I don't need you to tell me that.
Even people who are ready for Hillary might not be ready for her stuff.
Hillary's a sure thing (you know, like the 1968 Baltimore Colts).
I wonder if Bernie Sanders counts the corpses of Cuban political prisoners to get to sleep at night.
Related: Hey, what a boon it was for the Cuban people that Che Guevara was able to overcome his asthma problem.
My favorite sheriff flicks another hysterical critic off his lapel.
Silly! Of course sleep is racist