"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
So, Paco, how many acres of grass in your front yard?
Grass? Don't the stores sell Bison Chow?
Paco, just think of the looks from your neighbors. Plus, it could save money on security. Beware! This property guarded by buffalo
Buffalo meat is good. Super lean, but good.And the skins and horns look great in the home. Or you can have a stylish jacket or coat made for you, Paco. You'd be the envy of the office!
Them critters tend to have attitude problems.
So, no saddle for Maggie's buffalo rides, mojo?
Reminds me of that guy who kept a buffalo as a pet and let it ride in the back seat of his Cadillac convertible.
I had one chase my VW once. Big bull, wanted to do a tap-dance on the stupid human's head.They're like that. Comes from having several thousand generations of injuns shootin' sticks at you, i guess.
PPS: Watonka. That's the Lakota word.
Mojo, don't forget the buffalo jump.
So, Paco, how many acres of grass in your front yard?
ReplyDeleteGrass? Don't the stores sell Bison Chow?
ReplyDeletePaco, just think of the looks from your neighbors. Plus, it could save money on security. Beware! This property guarded by buffalo
ReplyDeleteBuffalo meat is good. Super lean, but good.
ReplyDeleteAnd the skins and horns look great in the home. Or you can have a stylish jacket or coat made for you, Paco.
You'd be the envy of the office!
Them critters tend to have attitude problems.
ReplyDeleteSo, no saddle for Maggie's buffalo rides, mojo?
ReplyDeleteReminds me of that guy who kept a buffalo as a pet and let it ride in the back seat of his Cadillac convertible.
ReplyDeleteI had one chase my VW once. Big bull, wanted to do a tap-dance on the stupid human's head.
ReplyDeleteThey're like that. Comes from having several thousand generations of injuns shootin' sticks at you, i guess.
PPS: Watonka. That's the Lakota word.
ReplyDeleteMojo, don't forget the buffalo jump.
ReplyDelete