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The bank even installed new signs for the town. “The old ones had bullet holes in them,” Montgomery says.
That's poor salesmanship from the bank's side. If you want to bye a ghost town you will need a reminder of said town's proud history of guns and whiskey as you stock up on beans and ammo, anticipating the zombie apocalypse. (Or waiting for Hillery to become the next President, in which case you will probably want to stock up some more.)
Well Skeeter, climate chaynge and all, the Barrier Reef was disappearing, then Kevin Rudd took over and wanted to install pink batts, then there may be Cassowaries, and Dendrocnides which send soldiers mad with pain after using them for toilet paper, and they passed on the deal...not to mention dingoes.
The bank even installed new signs for the town.
ReplyDelete“The old ones had bullet holes in them,” Montgomery says.
That's poor salesmanship from the bank's side. If you want to bye a ghost town you will need a reminder of said town's proud history of guns and whiskey as you stock up on beans and ammo, anticipating the zombie apocalypse. (Or waiting for Hillery to become the next President, in which case you will probably want to stock up some more.)
That's ok. I can supply some new bullet holes.
ReplyDeleteConsider this my application for a job in Pacovia.
ReplyDeleteHail, Pacovia - Land Of The Brave And Free!
Looking for a bartender? I'll even supply my own saloon girl costume.
ReplyDeleteI looked up Swett on Google Earth. You'll certainly have clear fields of fire.
ReplyDeleteHey Paco, what happened to all those great plans to establish Pacovia on your island property off the coast of Queensland?
ReplyDeleteWell Skeeter, climate chaynge and all, the Barrier Reef was disappearing, then Kevin Rudd took over and wanted to install pink batts, then there may be Cassowaries, and Dendrocnides which send soldiers mad with pain after using them for toilet paper, and they passed on the deal...not to mention dingoes.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that about covers it.
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