Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Important safety tip for burglars in Florida

If you're on the dodge from the law, don't hide in a pond.

8 comments:

rinardman said...

You, sir, have a lot more compassion for burglars that I do.

I'd be saying - Hey, go jump in a lake to hide, they'll never find you there. And don't mind the gators, they're friendly.

Deborah said...

Darwin Award nominee. Well, that's what ya call a self- correcting problem. But why kill the gator, especially after doing such a service?

Deborah said...

OT. The Heartland America catalog (heartlandamerica.com) has a thermos that looks like a shotgun shell. But like ammo today, it's going fast.

Mikael said...

Another Floridian bites the dust. (Only in this case, the alligator did all the biting, presumably.)
I'm telling y'all, Florida is an elephant grave-yard. Florida is where stupid goes to die. It's like a black hole, sucking in stupidity from all over the galaxy.

Steve at the Pub said...

Perfectly Accomplished Criminal Obliteration.

Paco said...

Nice one, Steve!

RebeccaH said...

Well, Mikael, Florida is downhill, so all the stupid just kind of rolls down there. ;-)

Zardoz said...

The feel good story of the week. Thank you, sir.