"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Another Floridian bites the dust. (Only in this case, the alligator did all the biting, presumably.) I'm telling y'all, Florida is an elephant grave-yard. Florida is where stupid goes to die. It's like a black hole, sucking in stupidity from all over the galaxy.
You, sir, have a lot more compassion for burglars that I do.
ReplyDeleteI'd be saying - Hey, go jump in a lake to hide, they'll never find you there. And don't mind the gators, they're friendly.
Darwin Award nominee. Well, that's what ya call a self- correcting problem. But why kill the gator, especially after doing such a service?
ReplyDeleteOT. The Heartland America catalog (heartlandamerica.com) has a thermos that looks like a shotgun shell. But like ammo today, it's going fast.
ReplyDeleteAnother Floridian bites the dust. (Only in this case, the alligator did all the biting, presumably.)
ReplyDeleteI'm telling y'all, Florida is an elephant grave-yard. Florida is where stupid goes to die. It's like a black hole, sucking in stupidity from all over the galaxy.
Perfectly Accomplished Criminal Obliteration.
ReplyDeleteNice one, Steve!
ReplyDeleteWell, Mikael, Florida is downhill, so all the stupid just kind of rolls down there. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe feel good story of the week. Thank you, sir.
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