A massive snow storm is bearing down on the Paco Command Center. Better take inventory of essential provisions:
Tobacco? Check.
Cheerwine? Check.
Peanut butter? Check.
Shotgun shells (in case of snow zombies)? Check.
I'd say we're ready. Bring it on.
Or, maybe we'll just hop in the car tomorrow and drive south until we see palm trees.
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No comic books?
ReplyDeleteStay warm!
Board games, Pacopoly. Hang in there.
ReplyDelete...potentially historic East Coast storm.
ReplyDeleteThere you go, Paco, you're gonna be a part of history!
*Matches to light tobacco?
ReplyDelete*Bread for peanut butter?
*Battery operated lamps & batteries to find tobacco, Cheerwine, peanut butter, bread & shotgun/shells.
The window of opportunity to chuck it all for palm tree lined climes was last week.
Whisky - check
ReplyDeletebacon - check
steak - check
1000 rounds of ammo - check
I am ready
Here's my snow problem ..... Link is updated and/or shut down as the situation changes....
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We have a grass problem, it might require cutting this month.
ReplyDeleteCheers