Thinking about Powerball.
From the Dept. of When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade: Taco restaurant turns security video of a burglary into an advertisement.
When I used to make the long daily AmTrak commute from Richmond to Washington, there were frequently delays for all kinds of reasons: rain, cold, goats on the track. But AmTrak has nothing on the UK's rail system: "UK commuters told trains delayed by sunlight" (H/T: Mrs. Paco).
Going somewhere? Don't leave home without these exciting new products from Paco Enterprises.
If the financial markets keep falling, my retirement home might wind up being one of these (actually, I'm not sure I'd mind at all).