Yeah, I hate when that happens: "Elderly Florida Woman Wakes Up To Exotic Animal 'Caressing' Her Face".
Tomato soup was always my favorite - but not anymore...
Naturally, this thing would be found in the antipodes.
Don't just let those binder clips pile up in a drawer; put 'em to work.
Say, who's up for a spot of dwile flonking?
I suspect this is one of Michelle Obama's school lunch suggestions (H/T: Mrs. Paco).