Sunday, January 31, 2016

Sunday funnies

Yeah, I hate when that happens: "Elderly Florida Woman Wakes Up To Exotic Animal 'Caressing' Her Face".

Tomato soup was always my favorite - but not anymore...

Naturally, this thing would be found in the antipodes.

Don't just let those binder clips pile up in a drawer; put 'em to work.

Say, who's up for a spot of dwile flonking?

I suspect this is one of Michelle Obama's school lunch suggestions (H/T: Mrs. Paco).


Veeshir said...

On the baseball one
the machine also took a while to reload, which slowed the pace of both the practices and the matches in which it was introduced as a novelty feature.”

We're Americans dammmmmit, we can make a semi-auto baseball-thrower.
Use cartridges.

Of course, that would mean that only states with civilized gun-laws could be in the league, but who isn't tired of watching the Yankees win?

Minicapt said...

US Army cannon of the period:


RebeccaH said...

Margarita soup. Well worth considering.

Spiny Norman said...

It seems to me that many of the "lost sports" probably involved substantial alcohol consumption. Yeah, including "cannon baseball".

Mike_W said...

Dwile flonking is a thirsty business.

Anonymous said...

I read an article as a kid about kite fighting, popular in Japan at the time. It involved huge kites with spears at the tips, controlled by teams on the ropes smashing each others kites, and fist fights were part of it as the teams would maneuver into each other. I always wanted to see that.