Barry decides to give Justice Scalia's funeral a miss.
Maybe he's going to be busy writing up his nomination of Valerie Jarett as Scalia's replacement. Or - what the hell - maybe he's going to nominate himself, effective next January.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh