Friday, March 18, 2016

Weepin' John Boehner demonstrates why a Tea Party candidate won the primary for his congressional seat

John Boehner called Ted Cruz "Lucifer" during the Q&A session after a speech he gave recently.

After which, he downed a glass of gin, lit a cigarette and spontaneously combusted. Attendees pointedly refused to p*ss on him.


Holding My Nose said...

When has a single glass of gin (or other spirits) ever been enough for Boner? Which explains a lot of the bizarre pronouncements from him over the years.

RebeccaH said...

My schadenfreude is cooking and eating his sour grapes.

Paco said...

HMN: It may well have been his sixth or seventh of the day.