Monday, April 4, 2016

Can't wait to see what she wears when she speaks to La Raza

I'm thinking a sombrero, flared vaquero pants and crossed bandoliers (the ammo loops stuffed with double sawbucks to hand out to ward-heelers for walking-around money). Then a quick jog out to her low rider with the hydraulic shocks, a few hops to please the crowd, and squealing tires as her tricked out 1964 Impala with the fire-mist green paint zooms off into the night, the car horn blaring the first few bars of La Cucaracha.

"Hillary Clinton showed her wild side at an LGBT event at SoHo's Capitale, where the presidential wannabe sported a leather jacket, boasted about her Democratic-leading campaign and ran a red light on her way out.Stars including Rosie O'Donnell, Billie Jean King and former Rep. Barney Frank — celebrating his 76th birthday — were all in the house as Hill went on a roll."


bruce said...

I still can't believe how much the world has turned upside-down in the last 50 years. It was actually a good choice by her minders to go full gay, since Bernie Sanders, a dour old Leninist who would once have had gays Soviet-hospitalised for mental aberration, could never go down that road.

Maybe next she should get down in the 'hood with "gangbangers".

(I learned a new word: sawbuck).

Mike_W said...

More epic Paco snark.
I'm always amazed by the calibre of Paco's snark.

RebeccaH said...

From that guest list, I'm guessing the buffet was replete with jello and Geritol.

Veeshir said...

In her defense, she is part of the LGBTGhadaffy community.

And I bet she has a tricked out Prius not an Impala.