Wednesday, May 18, 2016

I've heard of a clown car

But this looks more like a clown ambulance: "University forms ‘first responder … Bias Response Team’ made up of 7 top-level administrators".

9 comments:

rinardman said...

Up next: the Hate/Bias Swat Team. Because death is better than Hate!

JeffS said...

The adults are staying away from colleges, I imagine. I attended a private seminar in Seattle last month, held on a community college campus, and it was like stepping into a comic book. Thankfully, this was on a weekend, so the characters were elsewhere. But the scenery was nauseating enough.

RebeccaH said...

The team consists of the dean of students, director of counseling, campus chief of police, vice provost for academic affairs, associate vice chancellor of educational services, associate vice chancellor of safety services, and the campus diversity officer for students and staff.

Look at this list of administrative dead weight and tell me why college kids are paying way too much to go to college.

mojo said...

Get the team members little plastic fireman's helmets with sirens and flashing red lights. So that people get out of the way as they dash across campus.

Jonah said...

"Bias Response Team, GO!"

*cue Japanese animation hero action cartoon*

Paco said...

Mojo and Jonah: Great imagery!

Deborah said...

Don't forget the little badges. Can't be official without the badges. Oh, and there has to be a catchy phrase for the little snowflakes to remember. That goes for the "students" too.

Veeshir said...

That's simultaneously the funniest and scariest thing I've read....ummmm... in the last few minutes.
Of course, if it were 20 years ago, it would have been the funniest and scariest thing all year.

We're living in a deeply stupid time.

bruce said...

All I can think of is the west Indian pronunciation of "bias", a word they use and pronounce "bi-arse". Are you bi-arsed? Perhaps I'm being cheeky. I'll butt out.