Sunday, May 22, 2016

Sunday funnies

If meat eaters acted like vegans...



Meanwhile, in Russia...



Important safety tip: when you buy a tree at a home improvement store, shake it - or, rather, have one of the employees shake it - real good before you leave (H/T: Mrs. Paco).

Bison for sale, housebroken.

Key and Peele capture lightning in a bottle.



4 comments:

RebeccaH said...

I laughed hardest at the meat-eaters clip. I have a guild mate who is constantly lecturing the rest of us on our diets, and I would LOVE to send her that.

rinardman said...

Careful Rebecca, studies show that veganism causes atrophy of the brain's humor lobe.


My brother in Raleigh didn't have to go to Lowes to find a Copperhead. He was pulling weeds from their flowerbed when the one residing there let him know he liked having the weeds there, and sent my brother on a quick trip to the hospital for trying to remove them.

Paco said...

I was hiking one time on a steep hill in the forest and grabbed onto what I thought was a root; it turned out to be the tail end of a copperhead. It was too busy wiggling and trying to get away to bite me - which it would have been hard-pressed to do, even if so inclined, because the second it dawned on me why the "root" was writhing, I leaped off the hill and descended like a meteor to the creek below.

Minicapt said...

Copperheads have been a problem in the past:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copperhead_(politics)

Cheers