"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, June 30, 2016
This article doesn't definitively settle the issue...
If they were the same as men's buttons, they would be backward to a man trying to undo them; and the man would get frustrated, and forget why he was undoing them.
Maybe it's a reason to charge more for women's clothes. Or perhaps it's a case of (for) men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
There should only one side. But then who is excluded? We all know the answer. No need to worry, my patriarchal friends. Your buttons will stay where they are. You won't have to get in touch with your feminine side just yet.
Because they're the sinister sex.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh...
ReplyDeleteIf they were the same as men's buttons, they would be backward to a man trying to undo them; and the man would get frustrated, and forget why he was undoing them.
ReplyDeleteBecause we LIKE it that way!
ReplyDeleteI prefer r-man's explanation. It's very patriarchal.
ReplyDeleteWhy, thank you, Jeff. I'm a very patriarchal kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but Rebecca offers the most irrefutable reason.
ReplyDeleteBecause women's boobies are generally bigger on the left(right arm supporting the baby) and therefore need greater support?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a reason to charge more for women's clothes. Or perhaps it's a case of (for) men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
ReplyDeleteThere should only one side. But then who is excluded? We all know the answer. No need to worry, my patriarchal friends. Your buttons will stay where they are. You won't have to get in touch with your feminine side just yet.
Wait till the Feds mandate buttons on only the left side to facilitate "Transgender" peoples' transition to the opposite gender.
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