"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Yeah, but what if you get'em, and Hillary shows up at your door and takes'em away from you?
She'll find out that I previously sold them to my Uncle Hubert - now, sadly, deceased.
Paco, weren't some lost in a tragic boating accident? Oh wait...was Uncle Hubert in that boat? Tragic.
Yes, that's it. Poor Hubert. I told him it was a bad idea to wear those old-school spiked golf shoes in an inflatable boat.
Fortunately, the boat had yet to be launched, so retrieving the deceased was rather easier.Cheers
I prefer to think of it as invested in precious metals: lead, brass, copper. And steel. Always steel.
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