Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Rip Van Clinton

According to a former staffer, Hillary "sleeps approximately 18 hours a day. And some days, she sleeps more."

I can now see how that three a.m. telephone call scenario is going to play out...

Ring-ring-ring!

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Ring-ring-ring!

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Ring-ring-ring!

Z-z-z...*Snort*...*Cough! Cough!*...Damned Bill!...Must've forgotten his key again...Leaning on the f***ing door bell...*Yawn*... Bastard can just sleep on the porch....

Ring-ring-ring!

Z-z-z-z-z-z

7 comments:

JeffS said...

Is she sleeping, or passed out from her "medication"? Too much bourbon isn't good for the concentration. Or so I hear.

If this is true, it seems that her handlers have a better handle on Hillary than Hillary has. Someone is calling the shots, and I will bet that Bill Clinton is that man.

bruce said...

No one needs to be calling the shots just now (correct me if wrong). Once she decided to run, the entourage around her takes care of it all and it's a well-trodden path. That will change when she gets real unmediated power.

rinardman said...

Obviously not beauty sleep.

JeffS said...

Someone always steps in to take charge, Bruce, especially when you have a royal family (of sorts) at the center of things.

Assuming that Hillary was never a puppet in the first place.

Veeshir said...

18 hours a day.
Is she a cat or an alzheimer's patient?

RebeccaH said...

Well, it's a given that if the country elects Hillary Clinton President, we won't actually be getting Hillary Clinton. We'll be getting the massive Clinton political machine, God help us.

Deborah said...

Hillary should be grateful that she isn't an official in the Kim Jong Un regime where dozing off gets a date with a military weapon.