Does this reindeer taste funny to you?
Coincidence of the year: "Train car derails in Iowa, hits bar called DeRailed".
I would have guessed Wisconsin, for some reason: "A Wisconsin man has his prosthetic leg back after the lost limb was discovered sticking out of a beaver dam by two canoers."
Good news? A gas station in Tatarstan gives free gas to bikini wearing customers. Bad news? All bikini wearing customers.
The Compleat Angler tattoo...
Maybe this ought to be an Olympic event: synchronized wind tunnel flying.