"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Synopsis: Based loosely on The Rat Patrol, and called The Fart Patrol, the show follows the exploits of four determined bureaucrats who roam the California landscape in methane detector-equipped Jeeps during the California liberal apocalypse, harrying dairy farmers and making the world safe from wind-born cow odors.
I'm reminded of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in which an "air tax" is declared, and you get disconnected from supply for non-payment, involving a noose. At least that's in my version of the story. How we laughed in the '80s.
All that is necessary is a system of vacuum canisters, catalytic converters, and control valves, connected by a few hundred feet of vacuum hose, mounted around and up the hindquarters of each animal. Using this simple system will make the polar ice caps not melt.
Synopsis: Based loosely on The Rat Patrol, and called The Fart Patrol, the show follows the exploits of four determined bureaucrats who roam the California landscape in methane detector-equipped Jeeps during the California liberal apocalypse, harrying dairy farmers and making the world safe from wind-born cow odors.
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in which an "air tax" is declared, and you get disconnected from supply for non-payment, involving a noose. At least that's in my version of the story. How we laughed in the '80s.
ReplyDeleteI keep trying a joke but there's just nothing I could say that would make that funnier or more absurd.
ReplyDeleteVeeshir: It's kind of like prime stupid; can't be broken down any further.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, R-Man, I like your idea for a TV show. I guess Beano could be counted on as a sponsor.
Words fail.
ReplyDeleteAll that is necessary is a system of vacuum canisters, catalytic converters, and control valves, connected by a few hundred feet of vacuum hose, mounted around and up the hindquarters of each animal.
ReplyDeleteUsing this simple system will make the polar ice caps not melt.
Thank you.
Governor Moonbeam is just jealous of the competition the cows are giving to his speeches.
ReplyDeletePaco, don't you have the contract on the meter/equipment?
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