"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Prediction
Hillary faints during the debate and her Secret Service detail shoots Trump as he rushes to catch her.
Plausible. How many minutes in? Put me down for fifteen. Of course, this is predicated on whether Hillary has a relapse of allergies, and/or some type of pnuemonia.
I've got the popcorn, and ACE Pear Cider as well as wine. All objects that could damage the tv will be removed. Ready as I'll ever be.
More likely: 1) Sudden loss of picture and sound attributed to "technical difficulties". 2) Illary wearing a long hair wig to hide the earpiece. 3) Moderator and panelists bombard Trump with gotcha questions while tossing puffballs to Illary.
Lol Deborah. I don't much mind what anybody calls the stuff. I'm forced to call it "Pear Cider" myself. However, if you're resorting to dictionaries to define Cider, we can safely assume you're not from Cornwall!
The first debate must be getting close? (A few days?)
My serious guess is some heavy duty Blak Lives Matta type rioting, or somesuch catastrophic event which causes the debate to be postponed for reasons of "safety" or "It would be bad taste to hold a debate during this time of National Tragedy, when so many of our (insert minority or region) Americans are dealing with such heartbreak" etc. etc. etc.
Well, I had never heard of perry, and had no idea there was such a thing as a cider-like pear drink, so, either way, I'm one up. I'll have to try some.
Plausible. How many minutes in? Put me down for fifteen. Of course, this is predicated on whether Hillary has a relapse of allergies, and/or some type of pnuemonia.
ReplyDeleteI've got the popcorn, and ACE Pear Cider as well as wine. All objects that could damage the tv will be removed. Ready as I'll ever be.
Pedant alert: Deborah, there is no such thing as Pear "Cider".
ReplyDeleteCider is made from apples. The output of Pears is called "Perry"
Thank you, Steve. However several dictionaries disagree. They define cider as the "unfermented" fruit juice, whereas fermentation makes it "hard".
DeleteWhatever it is, ACE makes a fine one.
More likely: 1) Sudden loss of picture and sound attributed to "technical difficulties". 2) Illary wearing a long hair wig to hide the earpiece. 3) Moderator and panelists bombard Trump with gotcha questions while tossing puffballs to Illary.
ReplyDeleteI'll read about it the day after.
ReplyDeleteI'll read Vodkapundit's drunkblogging of it.
ReplyDeleteHe'd have the most fun with it.
Lol Deborah. I don't much mind what anybody calls the stuff. I'm forced to call it "Pear Cider" myself.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you're resorting to dictionaries to define Cider, we can safely assume you're not from Cornwall!
The first debate must be getting close? (A few days?)
My serious guess is some heavy duty Blak Lives Matta type rioting, or somesuch catastrophic event which causes the debate to be postponed for reasons of "safety" or "It would be bad taste to hold a debate during this time of National Tragedy, when so many of our (insert minority or region) Americans are dealing with such heartbreak" etc. etc. etc.
Hillary can win the debate.
ReplyDeleteThe MSM will declare she "won" the debate - regardless of how it went. Heck she won't even need to turn up:
"Hillary silenced Trump with silence" (or somesuch).
Well, I had never heard of perry, and had no idea there was such a thing as a cider-like pear drink, so, either way, I'm one up. I'll have to try some.
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