In the war of Pokemon burgers, Australia wins hands down.
Ah ha! That must be my problem: Witzelsucht.
A handgun would be more efficient: "A Missouri dad fended off an armed home intruder by hurling his 30-pound TV at the would-be robber and charging at him."
The science is settled: "A math professor has worked out an equation to calculate how long into a car journey it takes a child to ask: 'Are we nearly there yet?'"
Best police report ever (be sure to click to enlarge)...