Lost in translation.
Paper resumes? Boring! Sending out action figures of yourself? Eye-catching!
The dangers of coitus interruptus (or why, if you live in bear country, you should carry a .44 Magnum - and maybe a couple of hand grenades).
And now, for that tear-jerking, romantic ballad, "I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim is Getting Better".
Hey, how about Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize in literature? Who better than Weird Al Yankovic to demonstrate the nuanced complexities of Dylan's poetic mind.