An algorithm nicknamed "Ada".
Yeah, there they go, stereotyping again. "It's the algorithm that did it!" You just can't get away from algorithmism in America, these days.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh