Ugly Christmas sweaters? We got 'em!
If you're going to plan a robbery, you really need to avoid pocket-dialing 911.
Hey, I love getting homemade gifts from grandma...


"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Mr De Mille, I'm ready..." ok had to restrain myself or spat my coffee on the screen laughing at that comparison. It's hilarious but also the release of the tension of anticipating the worst makes the need to laugh all the more hysterical. Sorry Lady Gaga, we're all PTSD.
ReplyDeleteOr, you could go with this clip which I call 'I am big, it's the Democrat party that got small!'
ReplyDeleteAnd I think that's Harambe that she want to bury.