If I were a burglar, I confess that a guard squirrel would probably scare me more than a dog would.
(H/T on the above stories, Mrs. Paco)
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I hate it when that happens: "Contractor guts wrong Fort Worth house".
C'mon, you gonna be in there all day?
Raccoon hitches a ride on the "gravy train"...
Worst campaign speech ever...