Sunday, April 16, 2017

Sunday funnies

How to avoid being dragged off an airplane like a sack of mulch.

Related: The new passenger removal playset...



Has your male dog had "the operation"? Help him recover his self-esteem with Neuticles.

Yeah, I hate when that happens: "Australian man finds golf course swarmed by kangaroos" (H/T: Mrs. Paco)

If he was going to take that kind of risk, you'd think he would at least have headed for Five Guys: "Boy, 8, craves burger, drives dad's van a mile to McDonald's" (Ditto).

Up S**t Creek without a paddle? No problem...



BOLO...



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13 comments:

  1. Mike_WApril 16, 2017 at 7:52 AM

    "Where are the kids?" "They're out back..." "TOMMY!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?"

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  2. RebeccaHApril 16, 2017 at 10:48 AM

    Australian golf: extra points for plonking a kangaroo with a golf ball.

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  3. Mike_WApril 16, 2017 at 11:05 AM

    Australian golf terminology:
    Par = Kangaroo
    Birdie = Kookaburra
    Eagle = Wedgie (Wedge-Tailed Eagle)
    Hole-in-one = Pouched (Kangaroo)
    Out-of-bounds = Out where the bunyips live
    In-a-tree = Koala'd

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  4. VeeshirApril 16, 2017 at 7:27 PM

    Do you wear a helmet in Aussie Golf?
    Can you use your club on your opponent?
    Do the carts have those rotating knives on the wheels like on a chariot?

    I got burned on Aussie rules baseball once so I don't want to be disappointed.

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  5. Mike_WApril 16, 2017 at 9:05 PM

    Veeshir, cages and roll bars on the golf carts are advised, as well as helmets on the golfers.
    Sometimes the fauna fights back.

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  6. bruceApril 17, 2017 at 6:08 AM

    The good old days when they hunted kangaroos and not tourists so much:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbS4Yt4aBHU

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  7. VeeshirApril 17, 2017 at 10:32 PM

    So MikeW, same as Florida rules then?
    Disappointing.

    I am happy Aussie Rules Football is back. It's on Saturday nights here.
    I wish we had that here.

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  8. Mike_WApril 18, 2017 at 5:53 AM

    Maggie dodging is pretty much a national sport here.
    The magpies really enjoy it.

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  9. bruceApril 18, 2017 at 4:51 PM

    Masked Lapwings are giving us hell around Sydney environs at the moment, Mke W. Out of control, maybe a delayed reaction to when people stopped shooting/ hitting them with rocks decades back. They'll lay an egg in the middle of your yard, then stand in front of the mower shrieking (I hear they do it to jets on runways too), or fly at you waving their spur-wing.

    They picked my roof as a nest. So they land at midnite by the moon, shrieking their vampire-noises.

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  10. PacoApril 18, 2017 at 7:34 PM

    Whoa! Those are real, right? I mean, not like drop bears.

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  11. bruceApril 18, 2017 at 7:52 PM

    See the spurs on its wings (small but sharp):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrRq4BSydxY

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  12. PacoApril 18, 2017 at 9:29 PM

    Puts me in mind of the prehistoric Archeopteryx.

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