Anybody out there interested in the love life of young Barry?
Yeah, me neither, but unfortunately it can now be told.
Palate cleanser (and brain bleacher) for the above:
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh