"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
That moose has a lot of pent-up energy, and any cow will do, apparently.
Looks like there's still a lot of work to be done in dismantling the moose patriarchy. Where are all the Canadian SJWs?
Well, that story is shocking, but not as shocking as some of the other news stories on that website. I thought this headline & story stand out: TORNADO CARRIES MOBILE HOME 130 MILES, FAMILY INSIDE UNHARMEDAppropriately, the wife's name was Dorothy, and they landed in Kansas. The story doesn't report the name of the family dog, tho.And, for a single guy, this one is kinda scary: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIENDNow, if a ex-girlfriend shows up with a cage full of wild animals, I'm locking the door!
Doggy style? Is there any other way with meese? What did he expect?Hugh Hefner in a satin jacket?
There's antler-style too Jonah.Cows prefer a well-hung moose, have you ever seen what oxen have 'up there'?
That moose has a lot of pent-up energy, and any cow will do, apparently.
ReplyDeleteLooks like there's still a lot of work to be done in dismantling the moose patriarchy. Where are all the Canadian SJWs?
ReplyDeleteWell, that story is shocking, but not as shocking as some of the other news stories on that website.
ReplyDeleteI thought this headline & story stand out: TORNADO CARRIES MOBILE HOME 130 MILES, FAMILY INSIDE UNHARMED
Appropriately, the wife's name was Dorothy, and they landed in Kansas. The story doesn't report the name of the family dog, tho.
And, for a single guy, this one is kinda scary: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND
Now, if a ex-girlfriend shows up with a cage full of wild animals, I'm locking the door!
Doggy style? Is there any other way with meese? What did he expect?
ReplyDeleteHugh Hefner in a satin jacket?
There's antler-style too Jonah.
ReplyDeleteCows prefer a well-hung moose, have you ever seen what oxen have 'up there'?