So, swallow a balloon, lose weight.
I think I've found a right-sized balloon for my uncle Jack...
Unrelated to this post, but here's a better video of Andrew Bolt's pummeling of two self-styled antifas.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh