Well, it wasn't actually labeled as a bird feeder, so... (H/T: Mrs. Paco).
Do they still make just plain vanilla?
H.L. Mencken: "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people." Paco: "Especially when it comes to weddings." (H/T: Mrs. Paco)
Wisdom from Ben Franklin:
Colorado Santa (from Powerline's "The Week in Pictures"):
Rock wall climbing, expert level: