"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, July 24, 2017
Your call
(H/T: Clash Daily, where a survey on this issue is running at 100% for bikinis and bacon)
Ya know, there's always only a finite supply of bacon in the world, so it seems to me a good thing that a significant part of the world declines their share. Leaves more for the rest of us. Thank you, allah.
Though my bikini days are a speck in the rearview mirror, the bikini babes (and Speedo hunks) have my full support. Bacon will never be a speck. Bacon is a gift from God for which I am forever grateful.
Obviously I'm for bacon, but nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to see me in a bikini.
ReplyDeleteReally? You have to even ask?
ReplyDeleteYa know, there's always only a finite supply of bacon in the world, so it seems to me a good thing that a significant part of the world declines their share. Leaves more for the rest of us. Thank you, allah.
Same applies to bikini babes.
Though my bikini days are a speck in the rearview mirror, the bikini babes (and Speedo hunks) have my full support. Bacon will never be a speck. Bacon is a gift from God for which I am forever grateful.
ReplyDeleteHow to convert a Muslim...get them to taste bacon.
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